The Ballad of YC115
Along with Captain Soter down the mighty Placid Chain.
We took a little bacon an' we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody Caldari at the Systems of Loes and Hykanmia.
We fired our Blaster an' the Squids kept a'comin'.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more an' they begin to runnin'
Up through highsec to Jita as fast as they could go.
We looked down the chain an' we seed more Squids comin',
They stepped so high an' they made their bugles ring,
We stood beside our asteriods an'didn't say a thing.
We fired our Blaster an' the Squids kept a'comin'.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more an' they begin to runnin'
Up through highsec to Jita as fast as they could go.
Ole Soter said we could take 'em by surprise,
If we didn't fire our blasters 'til we looked 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire 'til we seed their faces well,
Then we opened up with our Comets guns an' really gave 'em ...hell!
We fired our Blaster an' the Squids kept a'comin'.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more an' they begin to runnin'
Up through highsec to Jita as fast as they could go.
Yeah, they flew Placid and they flew through Black Rise An' they flew through to Jita where our ships couldn't go.
Up through the Forge to Jita as they could go.
We fired our Neurtron Cannons 'til the barrels melted down,
So we grabbed another Derptron an' we fought another round.
We filled it with Eletrons, filled with antimat, and single scram to hold point
An' when fifty of them hit grid, the squids lost their minds.
We fired our Blaster an' the Squids kept a'comin'.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was awhile ago.
We fired once more an' they begin to runnin'
Up through highsec to Jita as fast as they could go.
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